So. You're probably asking yourself what those Sommerfeld girls are really like. Well, one of them doesn't call herself a Sommerfeld girl anymore, but we know better. Gilly.
Anyway. I happened to receive links from both of my sisters today. And I thought it would be insightful for all of you to see the heights to which Sommerfeld intellect soars.
Gilly just sent me this YouTube link, asking that we help make it viral. Now, Gilly is very cute. I suggest you watch it, laugh, and send it around.
Not to be outdone, Roz fired this over to me this morning. I admit it's a little more involved - you will be required to draw a pig - but it's a hoot. Or a grunt. Or whatever sound a pig makes. Dad would have known. He had pigs on the farm. But he's dead. So I'm just going to say go draw a pig. And get back to me.
Those Sommerfeld Girls could become a regular feature. Tell Gilly and Rozzy to keep sending me links like this. I know it's far more fun than the political crap that WebGod Jeff hates so much. Or travel sites with little darts that sidetrack me. Or long-winded Vanity Fair pieces that make Roz fall asleep faster than the New York Times links I put up. Or the New Yorker stuff that only I find funny. Or...forget it.
Just call and ask for Gilly or Roz.
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Hmmmm... what to make of it all... Gilly's link is rather old, suggesting, perhaps, she does not get out much. Roz, on the other hand, finds something vaguely interesting and as it draws to a conclusion, you kinda already know where it's going. All in all, a successful Twisted Sister outing, I'd say.
If I didn't appreciate your ability to play on words, I'd be kicking your ass right about now...
Nobody messes with my sisters;)
Thank goodness you don't have the red, pointy toed boots -- that would hurt! I, too have my own cross to bear -- I have four sisters -- all younger. There's 12 years between me and the youngest, Lindsey. We're very close. Each sister has their own spin on things, much like Roz and Gill -- Lorraine, too. When they get together, my brother and I refer to them as The 'Hood (Sisterhood, that is). Imagine four long-haired women cackling over a boiling cauldron... perhaps we should introduce The 'Hood to the Twisted Sisters?
We cackle too - apparently. Just ask the bros-in-law as we all cackle in the same pitch, at the same time, to the same things.
Unison, twisted sister cackling. scary.
Roz
Not only is Gilly's link old, but it's also fake.
I sat here for awhile trying to decide if I should burst the bubble on this warm family sharing moment. Then I realized that Lorraine would expect no less from me...
Lorraine would expect you not to be mean to Gilly...
Then I guess I didn't meet up to your expectations. Sorry Gilly.
methinks the WebGod's not too sincere. Is he always crabby?
scared Roz
He always says he's not.
But he always has this look in his eye.
Like a serial killer look.
A serial killer who hasn't decided if he's going to kill you next, or not.
he reminds me of a sleeping scary dog that you just have to poke with a stick to see what's going to happen. It's not smart, but I just need to do it.
Roz, scaredness wearing off
Don't mess with the WG. He has both the access and skill to reroute traffic to your website to something completely different and potentially disturbing.
I know. That's why it's like poking a dog. You know you shouldn't, but you just have to...
I picture his Thanksgiving dinner, happiness all around, laughin, joking, WGJ brooding at the end of the table.
hee hee hee
Thanks for saying I have the look of a serial killer. Now I know exactly where you are on my list...
Ted Bundy was kinda cute.
Until they found the first body...
And where is Gill in all of this?
Someone has to work.
I'm not commenting on anything to do with old women and skateboarders. I did enjoy the pig thing because the snorting was driving Daniel crazy.
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